Handover Notes
Temping ain't easy man...
Thursday 10 May 2012
Tuesday 8 May 2012
Sunday 6 May 2012
Saturday 21 April 2012
Thursday 19 April 2012
Office Game #1 - The Glitch
Equipment – One brightly coloured ring binder, one ballpoint pen and one patsy.
1) Pick the most paranoid co-worker in your office. Ideally one who cannot see your desk from where they are sitting.
2) Stand up; collect your ring binder and pen, put the ring binder underneath your left armpit and walk towards the co-worker’s desk. Tell them you are: “Just popping down to the copy room for five minutes”, wait for their reply, respond with an asinine joke about the weather, do a small forced laugh, tap three times on your ring binder with the ballpoint pen, then leave. Come back in the office straight away, from a different door (so they cannot see you return) and sit back at your desk.
3) Repeat this, exactly this, ring binder under the same armpit, stand at the same spot in front of their desk, repeat the same “popping out…” excuse, the same joke, the same forced laugh - followed by the same three taps on the ring binder with the ballpoint pen - every forty five minutes or so, throughout the course of the day.
4) Wait for them to explode.